Maybe this will humor you as it did me

I logged onto the Tallahassee Democrat's website for the heck of it this morning, and the arrest log link caught my eye. Check out these gems:

Some of us were pretty happy to have our picture taken:

Some of us were downright p.o.'d:

Some of us were a little gassy:

And ole Keith thinks his domestic battery charge is ridiculous!

But nothing could prepare me for these 2: :-)